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Does Avatar need an avatar to hide behind? Is a blue ass worth watching?
Avatar (2009)In our previous post on "Avatar" we said things such as "we will probably be entertained, but not blown away" and "sounds like it will lead down the typical avenue." Were we right or dead...
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The Deadline to write crap! Deadline review.
"Deadline" (2009)Wow! “Deadline” is one of the most annoying, flat and boring movies it’s been our misfortune to watch. Let's give the synopsis in the form of a pitch meeting for this movie, shall...
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We risk the wrath of Oprah and review Precious
"Precious" (2009)“Precious” details struggles of a young black girl whose family includes an incestuous child molester of a father and “Mother of the Year." The title character doesn’t seem to be...
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Limits of Control tests our limits of patience
"Limits of Control" (2009)The only control this movie proved to have limits on was Bitter Balcony's urge say "Jim Jarmusch is a crappy director." The trailer for "Limits of Control" did something...
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Book of Eli (AKA - Resistance is Futile: The Bible is your only hope)
Book or Eli (2009)“Book of Eli” follows Eli (Denzel Washington) as he pulls a “Ghoul Goes West” in search of a town worthy of dropping of his oh-so-important book. Along the way he ends up in some...
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Cold Soul 2009 http://www.bitterbalcony.com/files/coldsouls0.jpg "Cold Souls" must have been made by a group of soulless, passionless people. This film gives us the rare treat of watching Paul...
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Infestation... on Hollywood or is it any good?
Infestation (2009)Yes, it's true: Hollywood still suffers from an “Infestation” of bad movies.A slacker on the verge of getting fired hears a shrieking noise that makes everyone pass out. He then wakes...
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Catch up on any Academy Award nominations you may have missed with our reviews!
Academy Award nomimation reviewsReady to watch the Academy Awards? Here are our reviews, and some from users like you, for some of the nominations:Avatar (2009)Inglorious Basterds (2009)Precious...
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Who Dat? The Boondock Saints return for All Saints Day
The Boondock Saints 2: All Saints DayAfter a decade on hiatus, Troy Duffy’s avenging Saints Connor and Murphy (Sean Patrick Flannery and Norman Reedus) lock and load for “The Boondock Saints 2: All...
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Splice me up a freaky woman! Lookout: Splice
Splice (2009) (to be released 2010)“Splice” popped up on the Bitter Balcony grid a few months ago and its first teaser caught our interest. Apparently, after screening at the Sundance Film Festival, a...
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Underrated Films Presents: Triangle (2009)
Triangle (2009)It’s hard to write about "The Triangle" without ruining it – so this will be vague and short.The premise: Jess (Melissa George), Tommy and friends get together on a small yacht for a day...
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Splice a review, this one is definitely not normal.
5 Splice (2010)Sarah Polley and Adrien Brody, two scientists, engineer the first manmade organic life form. This is not a clone of a lamb, or a pig or a bull, but a strange wormlike creature assembled...
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Lookout: La Horde = Angry zombies, baby!
La Horde (2009) - US limited theatrical release August 2010Zombies have been around for a long time. Every once in awhile we get a refreshing twist on the zombie genre in the way of a deeper story or...
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